I will now educate you all on the process of harvesting potatoes...
STEP ONE: Learn how to drive a John Deere Tractor (and I learned very quickly that if you even mention the name of another tractor, they practically put soap in your mouth for saying a dirty word!)
(LOOK!!! THEY LET ME DRIVE!!)
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STEP TWO: Dig up the potatoes (this is easy, huh?)
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STEP THREE: Pick up the potatoes off the ground and put them in a truck that is sent directly to the grocery store! (kinda...)
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THE END!! WE CAN NOW FEED THE NATION THEIR POTATOES!!!! GOOOOOO IDAHO!!! (Now wasn't that easy?? And very fast too!! Who knew?! Only three steps- and BAM, the potatoes are in your local grocery store! Thank you IDAHO!)
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And when you get sick of digging up potatoes, just can just sit and relax in the cab of the air-conditioned tractor, while the men do their manly tractor fixes!
Jason and his dad worked on this dang broken down... tractor-pull-along, thingy... for HOURS!!
Man, I make the best Idahoan E-V-E-R!!
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